conversations with carter.

me: when are you going to start using the potty?
carter: sunday.

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[looking at a placemat with a bunch of different fish on it.]

carter: there's mommy fish... there's daddy fish.
me: where's robert fish?
carter: all gone. i ate it.

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[pulling out canned foods from the cupboard]

me: what are you doing, carter?
carter: playing house. you want a taco?

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and from the other day...

me: how was your day today?
carter: good. i hit a ball over the fence!